"Jesus will save you!" says dumbass chink to the lions

"come bite me!" says the dumbass chink.... (what else can the lion do at that point?)

"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

LOL fcking hilarious dont u think? its crazed up biatch fo sho, it said the lions were fed earlier tha day.. or else ya..dumb chink O.o|| tear that dumbass apart O.o|| go lions go! BC lions gonna kick Toronto's ass this week in the GreyCup.... anyone actually watches CFL?

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Direct quote - "Japan's new, hip, female Ronald McDonald for their new Big Grand sandwich."

My own - "Ohhhh... AHhhhh.... Wah...."

Niggaz...  i... wait.. today's Nov.2nd...

Bush just won the election... and he tells Kerry... "gg no re" O.o||

dooo... i took my LPI on Sat...yaya... whatever i'll just take it again T.T (and again... and again........) saw my UBC buddies there all waiting to pass and not get kicked out first year... well too late buddies, its all over for u "WAHAHAHAHAHAH!" (well technically i dont really know them.. just seen them faces around) but terry and i were probably the few peeps there that havent taken it before, everyone seemed so experienced... like u know.. when u walk in the room, everyone had an experience bar by their head, and some of them had like REALLY REALLY high on their bar... and some were like.. middleish, but most had experience... they are the expert... we were just the newbies.. oh wells.. the more u play the game LPI the higher the experience... i should just play more, eventually i'll level up! *dorky smile*

well.. after we went to mall, terry wanted to shop some stuffz... but we didnt actually *buy* anything, but we got some things that were on "promotion" *looking around.......* well ya.. met up with steph and her friend... then 5 secs later bisexual friend.. was gone... so we said.. "Bye bye... to byesexual" ( so cold.. i know... its snowing here T.T forgive me... nothing funny)

Sunday.... eh.. woke up... and then... there's this birthday thing... with 3 people's bday, so special eh? it was really special... "except" it was really planned O.o|| (happy bday to Stef/Lilian/Ruby) peepz was calling each other and no one know wha time to go.. tsk tsk... well.. we got there's, and sang K, till like 6, and then everyone left? wtf, so early its unbelievable.... well terry and i went to find Lu.. i really wanna see her costume... her "lulu" costume... fcking disappointing though, she didnt wear it ! but its ok O.o|| .... had so much candy that day... gan halloween ne... went thru parker grabbing candy at selected stores O.o|| kinda queery though... y dont mall stores give "chocolate" T.T there's like... candy... but no choco.. i want my choco.. T.T  well anyways... Lu and them like... a BUNCH of them like... was there 20? havent like seen so many of them in a long time, hope all of u had a happy halloween, or had fun eating sushi... i think around 20 peeps there, all sushing :P well er.. terry and i didnt wanna spend $$ so we went to RPM and got some "promotion" bean chips ( wtf was that... i didnt know wha it was.. but it was really weird O.o ) and this fruit... this weekend had quite a bit of useless *promotion* goods... kinda shameful.... ya.. it was pretty shameful... after peeps finished eating terry and i finished the left overs O.o|| then after mickey took us to get some "drinks" and terry and I left to go trick or treating.. cause u know.. its not halloween without gettin candy... and saw dumb white people shooting fireworks at the house across from them... and their parents were there too, wtf ? cultural difference i guess... but i just wouldnt think my mom/daddy would want me shooting stuff at other peepz houses... but ofcourse... y else are the trees behind mcroberts always on fire on halloween... it a goblin! ofcourse! um.. but spiderman killled him *thinking hard*...  er... this is becoming a ¤U³·ºô­¶¤F..... T.T but ya.. i thought i lost my keys that night T.T was so fcking worried.. but luckily i just left it at Mickey's Van yay! gan though, the keychain's gettin bigger.. i'm feeding it some good nutritious food.. but so hard to go out with it... cant keep it in any pockets o.O||

well i got some candy.. er.. on sunday, but people arent as nice as before T.T especially the white folks... why are u white folks mean !!! *tearing up*.. well ya, they sleep really early like 9:30, and a couple told us their lights were down.. and its all over... but the whole house had light on... ai.. white people.. not friendly to chinese people... the chinese people gave candy and they were happy too :P

Gan u know... my updates are getting shorter and shorter... cause i cant seem to remember much of wha i've done... like if its within the week... but the weeks before hard to remember... but now dont realy do much u know, everyone busy... UBC peepz studying all the time... High School peeps studying all the time... random rumblings.. bla bglghal hahlfh.... i dont know.. i just wanted to update.. cause Bush kicked ass tonight... maybe got too excited... Bush is the man yo... aw.. got my lab make up tomorows T.T

well er.. letz see.. been failing drumz so many times now..  waste my $$... keep dropping the stick in sequence thingyies.. so dumb T.T um.. i just ate an oh henry... that tasteful... kinda weird... O.o|| damn them old candies people hand out !! gan man... fck... thats dumb... when they have kids i'm gonna give out old candies too!!!! man eric just told me he was handing out hershies.. and reeses... omg... i shoulda went to his house !!! it was like... RIGHT outside his house when we decided to go home.. so gan...

well. er.. so dumb.. started playing my SC again.. just got my 2000th lose today... hoho (lose account, u people dont have to understand)... but takes a lot of time... O.o|| what else.. well i'm just trying to.. type more.. or else it'd seem like a boring log... but it is getting boring.. i know i know... gan u too..

ai...eating this cherry flavoured straw powered candy... i hate cherry flavoured candies.. y taste so bad O.o| i'm just munchin down all the choco/ candy i got for halloween.. barely got any.. only went to like a few house..cause after got yelled a few times... didnt wanna bother people anymore... there was this old naked guy that came down stairs... and told us they were sleeping.. gan man.. eh... the grape powder is better...

well.. er.. my grandmam's house got robbed.... then my mom said their house looks like my room... wtf... i dont really think thats possible... she underestimated the power i have... and the control i have of my room...

well er... gan... i'm losing a lot of hair.. so scared...O.o|| i'm gonna be bald... but my hair's so soft right now :P heheheh.. with my uber hair shampoo, hair treatment and conditioner... too good... feels too nice

Gan... whatever.. its gettin boring and i dont know wha to post anymore... i'll just leave u peepz with some jokes...

um.. well i like this one... smart guy

"You Had To Be There"

Morris gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking,
hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and
immediately falls asleep.

Morris starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to
wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom.
He knows he can't climb over him, and so Morris is
sitting there, looking at the huge guy, trying to decide
what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an
uncontrollable wave a nausea passes through the
Morris.  He can't hold it in any longer and pukes all
over the big man's chest.

About five minutes later the big gorilla wakes up, looks
down, and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says Morris, . . . "are you feeling better now?"

dodo... there are always more than just one joke... dont worry... but this joke's kinda weird...

"That Hurts A-Lot"

A group of golfers were approaching the first tee when
they noticed a woman being given first aid. One of the
golfers asked what had happened and he was informed
that the woman had been bit by a bee and was having a
reaction.

"Where was she bit?" he asked. "Between the first and
second hole," was the reply.

He then replied, "Wow! She must have been standing
right over the hive."

and lastely... a really dumb section of.. "jokes" i guess... thats not really funny.. but whatever... just playing around with words....

"Useless Parts"

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"
He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows...
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won't hold a board...
A chest that won't hold linen...
Two tits that won't give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won't button...
Two balls that won't roll...
An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music...
A cock that won't crow...

.....And what are YOU laughing about?!?

You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!!

er... ya... thats it O.o|| good night everyone ?

Everyone, Enjoy ur moon, and enjoy ur Cake.  Its gonna be a great big moon, so go and check it. Perfect weather too, not a single drop of cloudy mixture, its awesome, havent had such a great weather in a long time. Great day.

Well, i've had an enjoyable Summer, thanx to the many friends i did not hang out with, but more importantly to the friends that i did...  and ofcourse, also the new great friends i've met through weird ways of say... drinking water? Ya.. its been one of the best summers i've had, including many memorable memories.. *scratching my head* and other memorable memories that.. i could not quite memorablize (folks, you dont need to check the dictionary, this isnt a real word) I ofcourse, hope that All of YOU had a great summer as well, or if u havent... well.. perhaps your NEXT summer would be great? or maybe not as well.. dont worry, a good summer is bound to happen, just keep living! or here's an idea, if u die.. u wouldnt have to worry about having bad summers ! ya! O.o||

Anyways...School finally started, but hasnt felt like it really started.  See a lot of old faces around Campus (like people with wrinkles and grey hair), feels just like high school, except the school's a little bigger, the people's a little nicer, and the names of my Profs i still dont know... (is that lack of parallelism? I tried.. gotta take the LPI soon, my english is deteriorating O.o|| Good Luck to all my chinks who suck at english as well on Passing the LPI either on ur first time, or 5th... or however many times...)

Well... like a lot of my dumbass friends, studying hasnt been too much of an issue up till now, but suddenly you realize midterms are coming up, and many of us are wondering what we've actually learned.  Then the answer comes to mind that: we dont really know.  Maybe I'm just less fortunate than others in the head area, but i did not quite understand most, if not all, of every single class that i've been in (exception of Philosophy).  I'm sure it will be a lot of fun seeing many of my friends fail their midterms, and also those who are Not my friends failing their midterms.  I would like to see the expression on their faces as mine expression changes accordingly to my mark.

You know, (maybe u dont... i dont know... whatever..) with all of that, it might just be an excellent year (was gonna say great year, but excellent does sound a lot more positive), given that there will be endless amounts of effort needed, and most importantly perspective.  To all of you still in school, have an Excellent school year!

And to those who will end up having a shizzy one, let me know, i'd love to hear about your sufferings :P

I wouldnt dare not finishing off with a joke, or 2.. so here it wenties!

"Voodo Toy"

This guy had to go away for work. He would be gone one
week, and he didn't want his wife to cheat on him. So he
went to a witch doctor and asked for some help. The witch
doctor agreed to help him, and pulled out a small brown
box. In this box laid a male-organ-shaped object, the guy
asked, "What is so special about this? It's just a sex toy."

"Oh no" said the witch doctor, "this is a Voodo dick."

"So what is so special about it?"

"Just watch" said the witch doctor, "Voodo dick door handle."
With that the toy jumped out of the box and started screwing
the door handle. "Voodo dick back in the box" said the witch
doctor. The man was amazed and said, "I'll take it!" He went
right home and showed his wife how to work it. The next day
the man left for work.

A couple days went by and the wife started to get lonesome
and decided to try her new toy out. She opened the box and
said, "Voodo dick my pussy" and the toy started to screw her,
but she forgot how to make it stop! She tried everything but
nothing would work. She decided drive to the hospital and
see if they could help her. Meanwhile she is having all these
orgasms and swerving all over the road.

Next thing she knows there is a cop behind her with flashing
lights and his siren on. She pulls over and the cop says,
"Ma'am, did you know you were swerving all over the road?"

"Yes officer, I did know. You will never believe this but I have
a Voodo dick in my pussy."

The officer said, "Yeah right, Voodo dick my ass!"

well.. thats kinda inapporpriate, (i dont mean no offense to the cops)  here's another one.. i think the ladies might appreciate this one a bit more

"A Female Brain Cell"

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which
by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.  She
looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still
no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared
and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO!!!  IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away:

"We're down here..."

u know i always like to keep my xangas long, so no one would read it :P

i'm gonna set a variable x to  =  word bi ,  thus leaveing my message "xxx everyone!"

BaaaaBaaaaBaaaaBaaaa         BA

New Trend, Yo

Soon we gonna Invade UR xanga, enjoy

"Reincarnation"

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism
and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the
other one remaining would try to contact the partner in
the other world exactly 30 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in
a car wreck. True  to her word, his sweetheart tried to
contact him in the spirit world  exactly 30 days later. At
the seance, she called out,

"John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"

A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I
can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"

"It's  beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine
most of the time."

"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.

"Well, Martha, we get up before  sunrise, eat some good
breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon.
After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again
until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall
asleep about 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven
really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."

"Well, then, where are you?"

  "I'm a rabbit in Arizona..."

it aint no lie... thats right... i've seen what rabbits do...